Monday, February 18, 2013

Sleeper in the house





A few of my post had spoken about the lack of effective spankings in the Cookie household and how compared to some of you mine were (note were) rather light and nothing to boast about. They took place for one or another of my misdeeds and we went about our lives.

Add another feather to my cap and pour me a drink
Then there was my Naughty or Nice post, something about now what should I be, should I tell him or should I not referring to stepping it up a notch in the spanking category and enticing him with the view of few implements~ Now ladies why did you not stop me from myself? What part of me thought it would be ok to show him these things. Well all of this lead to some frequent smacks here and there until oh yes I went and said something I shouldn't of.
"Are you sure"
How did that come out of my mouth- who said that- oh man I am so not getting a pass on that- 3 little words that Vic hates to hear from me. He has told me a few times, even showed me a text I sent him asking him that and given me my fair share of warnings. Which brings us to would you like your punishment before or after dinner? O O O ooo and then he introduced me to his little friend
 
YES you are seeing correctly!!! Eeeegads has my man lost his mind, that is a metal serving spoon. Seriously who has a metal serving spoon in this day and age, well you guessed it my dumb intelligent butt does. It seems that all my other misdeeds were from goals I had set for myself, issues I had ask for his help with. When I didn't meet those goals he felt since I asked for his help he would hold me accountable to them, but went lightly. Now I had done something he has asked me repeatedly not to say, so he felt just in my spanking, how was I suppose to know I was living with a "sleeper spanko"


I truly think he was a sleeper spanko- all this time I was worried that he wasn't in to spanking me and maybe this was to weird for him Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee he was just waiting for the right moment to awake. I am thanking the heavens above, the spanking gods, and my HoH that I didn't get to many swats from his little friend, that damn evil gadget beautiful spoon hurts. Oh I will for sure remember next time to engage brain before mouth acts at least I plan to. I have been saying that for so many years it is like DNA to me and as I am being whacked and lecture for saying it he throws in and I don't want to hear "I forgot" any more from you either. Oh dear spanking gods help me lose that spoon of his, please........................................................
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  1. HezFebruary 18, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    Oh good luck with the engaging brain before mouth...! If you find the magic cure you can share it with me please, plus a few others :)
    A 'sleeper spanko' lol...maybe he will go back to sleep!
    Good luck, sorry no advice on how to lose that 'damn evil gadget' :(
    Hugs

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    1. UnknownFebruary 19, 2013 at 9:09 AM

      Well Hez I believe me and his little friend are going to be well acquainted just this morning he discovered something I forgot and mentioned his spoon. Get that HIS spoon. Here's hoping he doesn't go get it.

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  2. SusieFebruary 19, 2013 at 5:11 AM

    Well OUCH! I have always said that wood was no good but metal would be worse I think.

    Be good!

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    1. UnknownFebruary 19, 2013 at 9:13 AM

      Susie I can't help you there as me and Mr Wooden Spoon ha ve not been introduced. I prefer plastic in my kitchen and don't have many wooden spoons (maybe is was a subconscious decision) how he ever found the 1 metal one I will never know. Now just how to lose it is the question. I am trying to be good.

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  3. BetsyFebruary 19, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    Oh Cathie I'm right there with ya! Whatever Brice uses seems like it is SOOoo much worse than what he used before. Last time was his hand so not sure what's going on with my logic.....but I am trying to be a perfect angel. ;) Good Luck!

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    1. UnknownFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:54 AM

      Betsy let me know how it works out being a perfect angel, no matter how hard I try to do that I end up with my halo on the floor as I am bending OTK.

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  4. RozFebruary 20, 2013 at 12:57 AM

    Ooh, ouch Cathie! a sleeper spanko - I love it LoL

    I think you've hit the nail on the head. The other spankings were for things you had asked for his help with whereas this one was for something he felt strongly about, or really mattered to him. Those are always the hardest spankings with the worse implements!

    Good luck with engaging filter before speaking. I wish there was some cure for that! No suggestions for how to get rid of the spoon sorry. A word of warning though, trying to get rid of implements doesn't usually end well LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. UnknownFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:56 AM

      Well Roz I may of hit the nail on the head but he sure hit the spoon on the tush. I know I keep wanting to lose that implement but know I won't because he would just go purchase another one or something worse. Oh spanking gods be with us.

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